Okay, after several years I am letting my gold membership lapse. I am REALLY sick of all the fake profiles on here. I report dozens of them every day, but I suspect that the owners of this site are getting PAID to let the scamers post. I have been a paid member of this site for may years, I am NOT renewing my membership any more until things change. Face it SCAMERS and FAKE profiles SUCK! There are some very nice people on this site, and I have enjoyed talking to some of them. But I have to ask, what am I wasting good money to look at fake profiles for? If I just wanted to look at the naked photos I would go to the porn sites... Thanks to the nice people that I have talked to and I wish you all the best. And now, a word to all the lovely ladies in Africa, Australia, Eastern Europe, Pacific Rim countries, and pretty much anywhere that is NOT actually in the United States. Please stop it. You are not really fooling anyone by making a fake profile that says you are someplace in the US. You are not ever going to come to the States, if you could you would already be here. And I find it odd that almost every one of you has had a parent from the US that died so now you have to live in Accra Ghana... If you are not now in the US, or plan to be in the next month, PLEASE do not bother contacting me... Now, to all you "Cam Girls", you know who you are. I know what a scam is and I do report them. Not just to AFF, I report them to the sites that you are trying to get paid FROM. Surprise, they don't like it when you scam people either... Now, for the one or two remaining REAL Women and couples... I have lost a fair amount of weight since this summer, I made changes in my eating habits and have been walking etc. Not sure how much I will end up loosing, but so far it feels great and I am in better shape than I have been in a long, long time. :D Ok, the basics about me. I have a degree in History and Secondary education. Yes, that makes me a dreaded high school history teacher... I am currently finishing my Masters in History and teaching in the Little Rock area. It is a bit of a drive and does not leave me a lot of free time after I get home. BUT I can stay in Little Rock if anyone wants to meet there. I own my land, home, and vehicles. Have my original teeth (in my mouth, not in a jar) and a working (mostly) brain. I am Open minded, I guess you would say somewhat liberal. But I am politically Agnostic... I can't bring myself to trust anyone who can vote to give themselves a raise. Politic are not why I am here, fun is. I am willing to try about anything 2 or 3 times, more if I like it... I am 100% open minded, not one to freak out about things. I do not care about your age, race, body type, etc. I don't care if you are married, single or part of a circus group, whatever works for you. If it is ok with you then it is good with me. I just don't want to end up in jail or shot. I am up for about anything... Willing to try, learn, teach assist, caress, cuddle, spank etc. I will even be a friend first, there is nothing wrong with that, and someone once said anything worth having is worth waiting for and working for. Well there is more, But you will have to ask me to find out :)

My Ideal Person Human (or close enough to pass, the green women from star trek for example)
FEMALE, if not by nature then it had better be a damn good job cause it's got to fool me... (I am straight)

Other than that, in possession of an open mind and able to use it...
A sense of humor is always a plus, you don't have to think I am funny, just be able to fake it.

OH YEA, breathing... That is pretty much required.
Mosty...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Queen, David Bowie, And Much Much More!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have an active imagination... I should be an erotic story writer.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, I am sure there is more, Just dont remember what

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jolene Blalock (Subcommander T'Pol on Enterprise)
IN Costume !! She is just so cute and sexy!! And the ears.... SIGH.... <br><br>
I dont dare go into the details now, it will get me all worked
up and I will have to stop and...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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