Impoverished, overweight, manic depressive with cold sores looking for wealthy man to pay the rent and health insurance. In return, you get the occassional intimate encounter that may or may not leave you with a hollow, sinking feeling.

My Ideal Person Please, for the love of everything good and holy, if your profile contains phrases like "looking to play tonight" or "no strings attached" or "bored with my marriage," please look elsewhere. NO MARRIEDS, NO PLAYERS. Also, I hate to sound shallow, but I need to see a photo of your face before I'll start chatting. Please note that, yes, I am looking for a relationship.

I'm hoping for a guy with a great sense of humor, nice body, hair, teeth and a career. I also need a guy who can tolerate my insane work schedule.

Looking for someone with all their shots and all their senses.