Let me just put it this way: The Greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he never existed. Hence, I prefer staying in the background, blend with the surroundings with the occasional pop-ups and chew a chump of your ass with a sarcastic one liner. Me emerge too for the occasional organic substance, you know what.. Drugs..? I don't do cocaine, coz it messes up my brain. For the sake of having a good time, I do pop pills (dumster..dumster..dumster) I don't do no LSD (too often).. but candy flip would do just great! But I dont mind a kiss, from the lovely Miss Mary (Mary Jane). SEX.. SEX.. SEX.. ( Ahaaaaaaaa! This is the real topics!!! ) Me obsessed with sex? That's such a stereotype fiction! HAHAHAHAA!!! Blaming women for thinking with her heart is like blaming the compass for pointing North! Besides, I'm not a player, I just crush a lot! Honestly, I'm not like that. I don't blame you guys for thinking of such too as I tend to project it superficially. Me is a one woman man. a many one woman man. Hahaha... I believe, in the philosophy of intercourse, there are 3 categories to be observed. Firstly, there's f**king, having sex and lastly Making Love. And you happen to be fixed at the third. Yeah... you there! The one's that looking through my profile... So how you doing? Well.. That's all from me.. ENJOY THE RIDE !!! DISCLAIMER: All the sexually orientated contents laid down in this profile is sheer fictional and does not portray the lifestyle of the Author. It was created for the entertainment of the readers but the role could be brought to life with merely a drop of mobile numbers into my message inbox ;)

My Ideal Person Hmm..
How to write words worth of affection and sensuality..

Well, let me put it this way:
I love woman, I love sex, and I am tired of the crap. Just get to the point of what you and me wanna do.
I would love to meet someone who can inspire my sex life, fulfill my needs, to create, to go out and seek, capture every moment of intimacy, who actually give a damn to what I want..
Looks do matter, I won't lie.

So..
Shall we?

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Hmm....
3somes is always the best way!!
Hahahaha...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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