OK time to get serious here. thirty years ago while attending a science fair I was bitten by a radio active spider. at first every thing was just as before. that all changed. one morning I woke up and their was something different, my cock was fucking huge. it was standing over me like some kind of giant albino python snake. it was pining me down to my bed like ton of bricks. thinking fast with my new spider strength I quickly grabbed the python sized penis with both of my hands and started beating it with every thing I had. if not for my super human spider strength I might have died but after a long battle it went off like some demon cock shooting hot cum all over my bed room. hanging from the celling like a spider web. now I live in fear. fear of the morning snake. please help me... oh god please...

My Ideal Person Someone who needs what I need... adrenalin, fun, excitement, passion and dam good sex, if that fits you then lets ride. did I say dam good sex. If you don't get me we probably wouldn't work out anyway. If you can laugh at your self and get over yourself. I get it your beautiful and have a knock out body, been there done that. Its about the connection, ZEN. then its all Ice Cream. I want t fuck men or have them fuck the shit out of me