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dirtyoldseadog 76 / M
"I want you to squat over my face and wank. When you come I w"
Paddington, London, United Kingdom
 
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dirtyoldseadog 76/M
Paddington, London , United Kingdom
Introduction
Just an average guy with an above average interest in the taste of a woman's body. I would love to taste your sweat, cunt and bum. it may sound kinky but I just love it ! ! ! ! Have found that hairy ladies hold their"smell" better, and the darker the skin the muskier the taste. My head swims just thinking about the taste of Black girls.(Sadly have never tasted Indian/Asian cunt juice) Am really into the oral thing so if anyone wants just mutual oral and no penetration, that's OK by me. I also like water sports and anal and every day type fucking. I like EVERYTHING to do with sex except extreme pain (mild cp and bondage ok) Get in touch, whatever turns you on will not shock me I promise. Any colour or age. I just want to drink your juice. If its of any interest I live alone but have a double bed! Have had a vasectomy so don't cum large volume, sorry if that's a problem.

My Ideal Person When I say an average woman I mean any woman any size age or colour who likes sex and would wank over my face and drip her juice into my mouth. If that sounds weird then I'm sorry. that's me lets not waste your time.
Apart from my fixation on oral/ licking/ smell/ juice I also like "straight" sex, water sports and anal (very much).
I think I'm normal, but reading what I've written I'm not so sure! Anyway why tell you lies , being truthful I may find a kindred spirit .

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Stones,Queen,Guns n' Roses

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
THIS IS THE TRUTH WHICH MY FANTASY IS BASED ON.

If I did hold back it may not be possible to tell it all. I can still think of it, but if I share it with others it will not be mine anymore. In my fantasy I can cross all all sexual borders.

One day my girl friend and I looked after a big young English bull terrier who would not lick her cunt or fuck her but would not stop sucking my cock. Every time I tried to show him where he should put his dick and how to do it he was not interested in copying me. He wasnt interested in sex with her, all he wanted to do was suck me off. When I tried to pull out he tightended his mouth so I went forwards and he eased his jaws. When I tried to get out again he just tightened his jaws so I went forward again, I realy just ended up fucking his mouth. I knew it was dangerous but I couldnt stop myself cumming in his mouth. I realy just fucked his mouth. He sucked me with his tongue fluttering and drank it all.
OK some people would say I was moraly wrong to fuck with a dog. So I accept that some people dont think like me, but the dog was'nt hurt . And I came and enjoyed it. He drank me dry and I am sure he enjoyed it too. He looked up at me with the most gratefull eyes I have ever seen.
Just then I felt it did not matter what gender you were or what species the sexual partner came from as long as no one was hurt and we all enjoyed it.
I must admit at once that if he had closed his teeth tightly I would have been in serious trouble. Fortunately he must have liked me.
I enjoyed it. He enjoyed it. No one got hurt. A realy sexual time. And I see no reason why not.

In the previous few days we had also got friendly with a young girl who said she wanted a threesome with us. In the course of conversation she said that she would bring her younger brother with her (who was also bi-sexual)and we would have a foursome.

Later we accidentily took a triple helping of magic mushrooms and got very spaced out.

Still later that day I had the most vivid fantasy/day dream/trip all about sex. In my fatasy there were two males and two females and a gay dog and we went through every sexual situation that the five of us were capable of. I can still think of many of the things we did. It was mindblowing.
I still think of this from time to time.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Any more and I will sound like a sex maniac.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
We are all like pieces in a jigsaw

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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Information
  • 76 / male
  • Paddington, London, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: July 25, 1947
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Separated
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Education: Some college
Occupation: carpenter T&G expert
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, French, German
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: