[I]To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star This is my quest To follow that star No matter how hopeless No matter how far[/I] Although my name is really Fred, I was knighted by the King, who said "from this day thou shall be known as SirTeezalot" and ever since that merry olde daye, I lived up to my name Teezing wenches my way.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: In days of old
and knights were bold
a fair maiden was locked in the tower
a brave knight tall
scaled the wall
the fair maiden he did deflower.

For many a long year
the knight didst wear
his suit of shining armour
yet with castles no more
he still looks for
a fair maiden who loves a charmer

Boundless adventure is my quest.
and if perchance you dare to dream,
to be rescued from your shackles,
pray fair maiden, dare thee also to contact me?

A noble knight I surely am, and all SOS calls will surely be honoured.