kirk = username.. Modesty won't do anything for me here so I'll be blunt, I'm the guy you were hoping to find when you signed up.. (e.g. describe who you are) - Yikes, I could type for hours as the overwhelming urge of sarcasm would fill the page with total BS. So, I'll limit my description to this: My Physical appearances are acceptable to most, I'm a good looking guy, not brad pitt or Cloney but attractive enough. I'm 6'1 at 170lbs, I workout everyday, tote around very little bodyfat, But I've never sold myself from that angle. Intellectually, I'm competent ..could be denial though. No Seriously, I'm capable of holding a conversation, I might say something witty, I might make you laugh.. who knows? I've got to Caution you though.. it seems that most guys on the coast have a distaste for achievement.. If your attracted to guys with big ideas and "someday" plans.. while they wallow in a trailer park. I'm NOT your guy.. I own my own business, have an engineering degree and plan everyday not "someday". I'd hope I'm considered warm but I'm definitely entertaining/entertained with others company. Sexually, I'm able to hold my own- Unlike 90% of the male population I know what the clitoris is, where it is, why it's there and what it likes. Good sex is a skillful art that takes attention and practice. My dues are paid up. If your fixated on size.. no problem. As I type I realize that I seem cocky but please don't worry, I'm very conscious of others feelings. You'll not be disappointed.

My Ideal Person First.. If your a guy(or have been at some point).. please move on. We've got nothing to offer each other.

If your still reading:
Breathing is always a plus, any strippers or double jointed females --please feel free to contact me... Immediately.
In truth I'm really just looking for someone(female!)who knows how to enjoy herself, we're all here for the same reason so please no games, psy-cases or unsafe people.
Thanks for the interest.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tool, APC, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd

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