Then again, a lover who drives me crazy might be just what I do need? ... Thought it was time I rewrote my intro. I’m a little wiser now (I hope). I’ll get some of the physical stuff out of the way first. 179cm (5’10”), 86kg, short dark hair (and some grey), goatee, fair-skinned, not much body hair, muscular build, but not OTT. Average endowment. D&D free. Cute bum (so I’m told). Non-smoker. Work-wise, I come from a sales & marketing/consulting background – though I haven’t been in that field for about 10 years. These days I work in the construction sector – on the tools … major career change … Now I’m self-employed. I have a Uni Degree, but that’s ancient history. I’m well read in recent business theory, philosophy and, of course, marketing. I don’t read fiction. I enjoy crime dramas on TV, don’t follow sport of any kind and am frustrated by the present lack of decent films being released. (Had high hopes for Suicide Squad, but that seems to review poorly.) As for music, I’m a of the 70s and 80s and it shows on my iPod. Tend to listen mostly to Triple J … Like a lot of contemporary music … Japanese Wallpaper, Hilltop Hoods, Birds of Tokyo … the more popular stuff I guess. Perality-wise, I’m easy-going, like to laugh a lot, tend not to make enemies but get very annoyed by bad drivers. I’m what is described as a ‘gregarious introvert’. I’m very good one-on-one, but don’t particularly like being amongst large groups. I’m looking for a woman with a wicked mind and dubious morals. Smart, sexy and (ideally) on the slim side … though curvy/voluptuous is pretty hot too! Someone a bit adventurous and experienced, but still has a few things on the ‘to do’ list. Age-wise, I imagine close to my own. Can’t really come to grips with the idea of hooking up with a 20-something. What would we talk about??? But maybe late 30s and on? That said, I’m very open to suggestion :D Interested? Drop me a line. I promise I won’t salivate all over you … at least not right away anyway!

My Ideal Person Someone to have conversation with would be a great start. Otherwise, smart, gsoh, svelt and sexy. Easy going and adventurous and not judgemental. I'm hoping that's not too much to ask?

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I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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