Yes, here we are, another couple who believes in the polyamorous lifestyle.  You, as a woman, have many couples to choose from.  Why should you choose us?  I'm not sure you should.  I'm actually not sure it is something that can be chosen.  If you are right for us, you will fall into place.  If not, we all move on, no harm done. There's nothing wrong with that at all.  99% of you reading this aren't the right fit.  Here are things about us that might help you decide If we are people you might get along with. We're night owls. He works night shifts at a hospital. She stays up. Browncoats. If you don't know what that means, prepare to be forcibly educated. Sexually, we are interested primarily in switches or submissives, He is a dominant, and she is a sub. He also prefers shorter than 5' 5" (He's 5'8"). We also prefer you be between the ages of 18-34 (he's 36, and she's 24). (But neither of these conditions are dealbreakers) He is known to be rough at times and she likes lots of attention. You have been warned. That said, we are very, very respectful of limits and there will be no kink-shaming in our relationship. We spend a lot of time with the TV on. So much so that Hulu recommends fitness programs and Netflix judges us for our life choices. Do you watch anime? Shows like Constantine, Community, Black Books, Hyperdrive, Sherlock, Dexter, or Sleepy Hollow? (Did you see that list and think, "They missed/forgot to mention a really good show" Tell us! We love finding new things to love.) Roleplay. We do it in and out of the bedroom, online and irl, sexual and character-development focused. Intelligence and creativity are expected. If you have problems with people creating and acting out characters, you will have issues with us. If, however, that's something you enjoy, if it's a way you escape from and/or relate to the world, you'll fit right in. We both consider ourselves writers, and part of that is being well-read as much as possible. We enjoys sci-fi and fantasy. Do you like to go for walks? She's a pacer who gets excited about going to the store. We both love to create things: paintings, drawings, steam-punk gear and outfits. It's always good if we can share some of that. She is a cute little thing, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, 38F breasts. Shy and awkward, loving and loyal, she cares to a fault. She is studying to be a therapist or psychologist and would love to hear about your life and your feelings. Understanding and a great listener. He is a wall of muscle. Dark eyes, dark hair, with occasional facial hair. His grin was stolen from a cartoon super villain. He happily flouts convention and doesn't give a shit what the passerby thinks, but he is insanely loyal to those in his inner circle. He believes that part of being a Dom is caring for your sub, and he does take excellent care of people. He will sacrifice his own wants and needs for those around him without a second thought. Determined, he works hard and doesn't rest until the job is down. The load he takes on wears on him. He loves relaxation, massages, and sleep. He cannot be grossed out and sometimes enjoys playfully making her uncomfortable with graphic descriptions of his job. Nonjudgmental, strong, eccentric. We're not looking for the perfect girl; we're looking for the perfect fit. An adjustment period is to be expected. His former wife is still a large part of his life (though not sexually), and there will be boundary setting and testing. This is a normal part of life. Mental quirks and social awkwardness are not a detractor for us. We have our own. We expect respect to go both ways. Other than the height and age requirements mentioned earlier, we don't care what you look like. We find a large variety of people attractive. Housework does need to be done, and he s working and she's still learning the ropes. Be willing to help out. We look forward to meeting you.

My Ideal Person Submissive, playful, loving, devoted, nerdy, horny