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TantricLove27 37 M 1  Artikel	Just for points   2022-12-28 👍 1 Kommentarer, 14 Besök, 1 Röster ,5.00 Resultat
sweetlysassy10 56 K 4  Artiklar	Just for points, that all   2022-04-08 Just for , that all 2 Kommentarer, 9 Besök, 0 Röster
Squirt_Professor 70 P 40  Artiklar	Shark lesions.   2022-02-06 The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his , “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The , excited followed his dad ... 2 Kommentarer, 114 Besök, 2 Röster ,3.81 Resultat
rdw1000 52 M 9  Artiklar	Catholic school girls   2021-10-24 A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ... 1 Kommentarer, 105 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.50 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto slaveyearning 42 K 38  Artiklar	little girls.......   2021-10-16 why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch 3 Kommentarer, 43 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.10 Resultat
crazy_porty 52 M 63  Artiklar	EL PERRO, EL MONO Y LA PANTERA   2021-07-01 Cierta vez un perro se interna en la selva y se pierde en ella. Una pantera lo vío, pero no sabía que animal era, y decide cazarlo, el perro se percata de la presencia de la pantera lleno de miedo la ve acercarse y no sabe que hacer, de pronto descubre los huesos de un animal muerto y pone en marcha un plan. Se colóca de espaldas a la pantera y empieza a lamer los huesos. ... 3 Kommentarer, 44 Besök, 5 Röster ,5.10 Resultat
SEXYWOMAN_LOVER 38 K 106  Artiklar	MUJERES VENGATIVAS 1   2021-07-01 Hoy mi hija cumple 21 años... y estoy muy contento porque es el último pago de pensión alimenticia que le doy, así que llamé a mi hijita para que viniera a mi casa y cuando llegó le dije: ++ Hijita, quiero que lleves este cheque a casa de tu mamá y que le digas que: ¡¡¡Este es el último maldito cheque que va recibir de mí en todo lo que le queda de ... 1 Kommentarer, 85 Besök, 7 Röster ,4.57 Resultat
donatello52 46 M 34  Artiklar	COSA DE CAMPESINOS   2021-07-01 JUAN Y MARIA ERAN 2 JOVENES CAMPESINOS QUE ANDABAN CAMINANDO POR EL CAMPO, DE PRONTO MARIA SE DETIENE Y LE PREGUNTA A JUAN: -- OYE JUAN COMO SABE EL BURRO CUANDO LA MULA QUIERE ACCION? --Y JUAN LE RESPONDE -- POR EL OLOR, MARIA. SIGUEN CAMINANDO Y SE VUELVE A DETENER MARIA Y LE PREGUNTA A JUAN: -- OYE JUAN Y COMO SABE EL TORO CUANDO LA VACA QUIERE? -- Y JUAN LE RESPONDE: -- POR EL OLOR, MARIA. ... 8 Kommentarer, 5942 Besök, 295 Röster ,2.99 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto rm_jirdi 52 M 20  Artiklar	Control de tráfico   2021-07-01 Un condutor es detendido en un control de tráfico. El policía le explica que están ensayando un nuevo sistema para detectar conductores que hallan ingerido alcohol mediante una serie de sencillas preguntas a las que él debe responder. La primera pregunta es: <br> - Si usted circula por el interior de un túnel sin iluminación y ve a lo lejos dos faros que se acercan hacia ... 1 Kommentarer, 160 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.48 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto linea1966 57 M 6  Artiklar	Crisis   2021-07-01 Era un matrimonio que tenía problemas de dinero y la crisis obligó a la mujer a prostituirse. La esposa muy confundida le dice: Pepe, ¡Pero yo no sé nada de eso! Y él le dice: Cuando tengas alguna duda sólo me preguntas, yo estaré detrás del poste. Así quedaron. Llegó a primera noche y la mujer se vistió bien apretadita, una faldita corta, medias de ... 2 Kommentarer, 87 Besök, 12 Röster ,5.10 Resultat
rm_josephsid 60 M 1  Artikel	Moral of the story   2021-06-29 On the farm lived a chicken and a , both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only ... 0 Kommentarer, 33 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.92 Resultat
rm_VTMaximus 52 M 3  Artiklar	Family Fun   2021-06-29 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW ... 0 Kommentarer, 194 Besök, 4 Röster ,1.30 Resultat
priya8891 36 K 8  Artiklar	little boy   2021-06-29 “A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, ... 4 Kommentarer, 134 Besök, 13 Röster ,5.32 Resultat
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artiklar	Mensa Question   2021-06-29 You are on a , galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping but your is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the in front of you. What must you do to safely get ... 1 Kommentarer, 131 Besök, 7 Röster ,3.80 Resultat
josmith5 61 M 1466  Artiklar	LIL' JOHNNY   2021-06-29 A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed 4-year-old Little Johnny standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his and said, ... 0 Kommentarer, 71 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.43 Resultat
UpForeU2Play 65 M 155  Artiklar	Dumbest    2021-06-26 As a young boy enters a barber shop the barber whispers to his customer's. This is the dumbest in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, ?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That never learns!" ... 1 Kommentarer, 137 Besök, 5 Röster ,3.47 Resultat
Shelbyjean69 47 P 64  Artiklar	Take Your Choice   2021-06-26 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ... 0 Kommentarer, 118 Besök, 3 Röster ,3.43 Resultat
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artiklar	Deer Roping   2021-06-26 Deer Roping > I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, > feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The > first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since > they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear > of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and ... 0 Kommentarer, 77 Besök, 2 Röster
potbelliedman 46 M 13  Artiklar	Smart Ass !   2021-06-25 There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time. One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playing of their own. The man thought about this and decided she was right. He embraced her and they began to kiss passionately. She felt him getting hard and said he'd best be getting that condom on and ... 3 Kommentarer, 125 Besök, 7 Röster ,4.06 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto philanderson21 40 M 1  Artikel	Three cheesy jokes that we all know and love....   2021-06-25 1) If you have sex with a person without their consent, it is called ....so if you have sex with a without her consent, is it called , or shoplifting? 2) What kind of pleasure does a Priest get? ANSWER: Nun 3) If you have sex with someone and get a disease, you are said to have an STD.....so if you jerk off to massive amounts of porn on your computer and your ... 2 Kommentarer, 77 Besök, 3 Röster ,1.47 Resultat
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artiklar	RETIRED   2021-06-25 After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse, so I had to learn to while away my time. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target: Dear Mrs. ... 1 Kommentarer, 130 Besök, 4 Röster ,4.80 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto Master_TKE 56 M 34  Artiklar	Dark Closet   2021-06-25 A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. <br> Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes, it is, " the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks, " the man ... 1 Kommentarer, 199 Besök, 11 Röster ,2.79 Resultat
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Artiklar	When   2021-06-24 Judge asked , "So when did you realize you were ?" replied, wiping her tears, "When the check bounced." 3 Kommentarer, 132 Besök, 6 Röster ,2.80 Resultat
Bump144 72 M 823  Artiklar	CATHOLIC HORSES????   2021-06-24 One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that - a very long shot - won the race. Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the ... 0 Kommentarer, 58 Besök, 3 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
sexycpl4fun1965 62 P 54  Artiklar	A Slighty Confused    2021-06-24 A comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her . "But then when I have a baby, " responded the "won't it knock my teeth out?" 1 Kommentarer, 184 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.48 Resultat
rm_casual3 55 P 8  Artiklar	code   2021-06-24 A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. <br> One day the husband told his five year old , "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". <br> The told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he ... 2 Kommentarer, 226 Besök, 13 Röster ,3.14 Resultat
sexycpl4fun1965 62 P 54  Artiklar	Take Your Choice   2021-06-23 A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ... 1 Kommentarer, 184 Besök, 3 Röster ,4.41 Resultat
_JKH_ 69 M 858  Artiklar	Lawyer Cross-Examines a Cop   2021-06-23 A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. ... 7 Kommentarer, 183 Besök, 28 Röster ,4.78 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto Darkchoccomama 42 K 5  Artiklar	a called sex   2021-06-23 Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ... 6 Kommentarer, 322 Besök, 17 Röster ,2.56 Resultat
bluangel858 39 K 8  Artiklar	Cute   2021-06-23 A NAMED SEX Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ... 2 Kommentarer, 129 Besök, 6 Röster ,4.50 Resultat