** This pretty much ties both the Watch and Martini Post together  

pocogato12 65F  
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6/19/2017 1:57 pm
** This pretty much ties both the Watch and Martini Post together

The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down way too easy. At 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got away with that one, I thought! Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

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pocogato12 65F  
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6/19/2017 2:03 pm

I can picture this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HamburgDave2 74M  
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6/19/2017 2:06 pm

I think I may have done it

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greekphilosopher 54M
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6/19/2017 2:28 pm

Hahahaha. Defo time for a new cuckoo clock, one that giggles and farts quietly, at least!

lok4fun500 107M
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6/19/2017 2:47 pm

You changed the scenario....it was the wife that went out with the girls and farted!

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Looknfind18 65M  
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6/19/2017 4:33 pm

goodatpoetry2 67M
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6/20/2017 4:52 am

Must have been over-wound....

citizen4722 59M  
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6/20/2017 8:50 am

What's the best thing for a hangover? Lot's to drink the night before.

wickedeasy 67F  
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6/20/2017 4:01 pm

grins.........oh to have a wife with a sense of humor

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HamburgDave2 74M  
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6/22/2017 1:34 pm

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