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Welcome to Pals Blog
Posted:Jun 3, 2013 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2017 4:19 pm
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Welcome to my blog. The original purpose was rather serious, however it has evolved into a flight of fantasy, flirting and naughty fun.
Of course the original posting is below,and is still very much active
Just sharing please read it and come back for continuous updates. It is about Daddy's Girls! (AGE friendly) ((DG))..

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Relax and enjoy your visit

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Just sharing
Posted:Nov 26, 2012 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2017 3:14 am
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This is an email I sent recently. It is redacted some, to take out the names of the recipients. They know, as well as my friends know who they are. Also several minor changes were made to clarify for new readers without altering the content.

Well, I think enough time has passed, so I can write this a bit calmer. I will first start by saying how sad I am at what you two (*****) are doing to DG. Your “cleaning out” of people that don’t tow whatever weird concept you two now have of a good room. Banning folks that mentioned their concerns. And even getting rid of Superstud, as a DG room member and Moderator (as you did to me as a DG member and Moderator). without any notice or discussion with him, even when you had evidence that he did nothing wrong!!!!!!! Your callous mistreatment , and lies about ***** and banning her after so such faithful service she provided to*** shocked so many regulars, do you think that did not cast a shadow on your integrity?( remember you do not operate in a vacuum, there are many eyes out there). I still have friends in DG , they are also shocked at what DG is turning into. The few mods they see, allowing trolls to run amok. It is apparent now as I reread our last conversation in Best (yes, I did cut and paste every single word of it) that you already decided that you were going to get rid of me for whatever reason you fabricated in your mind. And you did ban me from KR the day before this last discussion in Best, I am not stupid, I knew something was up. And With the lag in the conversation, you were providing ** with the words to say and then since you did not have the nerve, you had him ban me. And don’t pretend to tell me it was a “private” conversation, as*** said it was, I know you left it posted in Best so that all the mods could read it. The shock of reading it caused several to contact me about what went on. That is another example of your dishonesty. You in particular were dishonest in our conversations on “Y”, all of our conversations always ended with us working out whatever we talked about (if you have forgotten, I can give you a copy of each of those conversations). And then you bring them up in our last conversation in Best , saying that I was being disrespectful to you (the copies of our conversations clearly show that you lied to *** on that count). And as for me being a team member, I have been a very successful team leader and member with people of integrity for well over 30 years, always sharing my views, with Leaders and subordinates ,and soliciting their input. My mistake in this case was not realizing that you two had and have no integrity and certainly have no leadership qualities and no experience dealing with people with integrity. And I have come to the conclusion that the “complaints” from the regulars in DG was a fabrication (you two are so willing to violate privacy and promises (like you did to me) , but will not give me any information). By the way, how is the unbanning of**** going for you? As you say, he was such a nice guy. Please, take off your blinders and look at current issues with regulars in DG and their comments, you will see that it is getting more and more apparent that you are messing a good thing up. I have no interest in coming back and am sure you had never considered it anyways. To end on a positive note, thank you for allowing me to be part of DG for a while and making some very good friends. Also I am glad you woke me up and got me out, before the decline of DG started, saved a lot of heart burn for me, I am sure.
I just wanted to share my thoughts.
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Private Mail box
Posted:Nov 7, 2013 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2017 4:17 am
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I figured, maybe is time to have a private mail box. If you have anything to ask, comment or just say, this is the place to do it. Anything sent here is going to be kept private, unless you say you want it shared.


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++ How do you do it?
Posted:Nov 24, 2017 3:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2017 12:40 pm
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I mean how do you do left overs from Thanksgiving ? A favorite food day (s) for me. I am not one to waste food, so I am first in line for left overs. I have so many ways to make sandwiches with the delicious turkey and other "fixins" . Delicious pies,, nicely baked bread and rolls. Never throw away the gravy ,,yummy. And of course, get the slow cooker in service to start a delicious turkey soup (hint,, save some mashed potatoes to put in the soup as a thickener ) And of course try a turkey pot pie. I bet this makes me seem to be a glutton,, (I am ). Do you like left overs? Do you have a recipe for left over turkey?










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+~ Gobble, Gobble
Posted:Nov 23, 2017 4:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2017 3:58 am
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Wow!! Thanksgiving Day is here! It is the start of the Fall and Winter season. A great day to get the family and friends together. The whole atmosphere is fun. The hustle and bustle of the crowded kitchen. The smells of the special foods being prepared is priceless. The tongue in cheek complaining of the guys and gals and kids running around. I will shamelessly admit that I am a glutton on this day , but I pickup on exercise after this day . Over the years , I had to spend time away on Thanksgiving several times. The military did their best to make it as good as they could though. So I make sure to keep those who are away in my thoughts even more today. Do you enjoy Thanksgiving? Is there anything in particular that you enjoy today? Our Canadian neighbors have already celebrated , I hope it was a grand time for them. If there is no Thanksgiving where you are, is there a similar celebration?










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A few yucks
Posted:Nov 22, 2017 5:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2017 7:29 pm
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I think we should occasionally just have an unrestrained laugh. Sometimes that includes laughing at ourselves. As I get more senior , I notice that my generation can be quite entertaining. Actually everyone does something silly at times. And humor is the best medicine. Here are a few chuckles I want to share. I hope they perk your day up a little. Do you have a chuckle or two you would like to share?

GROWING WILD

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

GOT MILK?

A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."

IN THE BARNYARD

A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.

The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."

The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the old rooster took off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.

He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...

"Son of a bitch ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"

A TAD FORGETFUL?

At 85 years of age, Morris married LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband was so old, LouAnne decided that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepared herself for bed, and waited for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.

LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.

As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?”
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++ Prank, Punk or not?
Posted:Nov 21, 2017 4:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2017 6:08 am
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Which word to use? I have a sense of humor, sometimes dark, but always in fun. However, I have seen and heard of some that seem to stretch the boundaries being cool . I was reading about a prank that went wrong for a prankster that went horribly wrong, resulting in the prankster getting a broken nose. It seems to me that a prankster does responsible and should use due caution. Are you a prankster? Have you been the victim of pranks? Here are some examples of pranks that may just be stretching the limits










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Lawyer~~~~
Posted:Nov 20, 2017 4:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2017 5:59 am
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Lawyers are a source of entertainment amongst me and my friends. As a profession, they are one of the most useless occupations in the world. So far , in my life I have not found it possible to get one to speak frankly and express an opinion. The unfortunate thing is that the profession has weaseled its way into our way of life and will not go away!! So out of my "respect" for the occupation, I would like to share some lawyer humor. Have you ever had an interface with a lawyer? Hopefully humorous

A father her told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university:
"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially.
When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into this father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
He later went on to become a US Congressman.
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Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.

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~+* Sage comments and observations
Posted:Nov 19, 2017 4:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 5:17 am
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Will Rogers was a man in days gone by that had a wit and was free with his observations on society. I have seen movies about him and was struck with his humble manner of speech with which he delivered some zingers , especially to politicians. He was around during a dark time in our economy and provided a kittle relief to folks with his social commentary, Have you heard of him? If you have, what do you think of his humor? I think he was valuable to society during the dark times he lived in. If you have a chance, look him up on the "tub" and listen to him










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~~ The guy critter
Posted:Nov 18, 2017 4:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 5:48 am
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I know this may be a bit biased since I am a male, but so be it. And yes some parts may be chauvinistic but none is meant to offend. We guys seem to complement the females quite well. In general, we are the "protective " critter in a relationship. We enjoy sex a lot.. Usually try to understand her, but are frankly befuddled at times as to WTH she is thinking. We are available to her for the eternal quest to improve the world by trying to domesticate us (never going to happen ). Generally we are cuddly for those cold nights. We almost always remember to take the trash out. So you see, men are not to difficult to understand. Just keep us fed, clean, loved and we are good to go. I am sure there are those that can think this deeper, feel free to contribute










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++ Laughs for the day
Posted:Nov 17, 2017 4:33 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 4:37 am
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I always enjoy humor. And on a Friday, why not some to start the days of rest. How would you describe your sense of humor/ I think mine may be "eclectic" , in that I do enjoy almost all styles. Please share an example of yours .

Ken. How can I help you?"
"Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up.
Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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+++ Sanguine?
Posted:Nov 16, 2017 4:38 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2017 5:04 am
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I bet I can count the number of times I have used the word Sanguine in conversation on one hand and have fingers left over. I was doing some light reading of a dictionary and saw the word and thought I would use it in todays title. (synonyms: optimistic, bullish, hopeful, buoyant, positive, confident, cheerful, cheery). I have many ideas for today , I probably will do none of them. I get distracted easily. I found these gifs and pictures and thought they would give everyone at least a chuckle. As you can see , this post is a bit sloppy and lacks focus, just they way I wanted it today . Please share your thoughts for the day, plans, or anything random that you want to share










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~~ Clean it
Posted:Nov 15, 2017 4:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2017 5:49 am
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Yes, it is •National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day! I am now very diligent in keeping a clean and orderly refrigerator. It was not always the case and boy was that embarrassing. The refrigerator is usually one of the central points in our kitchens and it only makes sense to keep it presentable. I have been to house s and have seen what could be best described as laboratory experiments. I will do the clean out today and am certain that it will be a quick and odor less mission. Have you ever had refrigerator issues? How do you handle the organization of your refrigerator contents?










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