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Posted:Jul 26, 2008 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 4:23 am
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I've set this post up to allow anyone to leave me a private message. This seems to work pretty well for when you or I cannot read email. Keep the comments coming and thanks.

Prof
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Links to stories updated Aug '17
Posted:Nov 14, 2010 7:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2017 4:33 pm
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The handful of stories I've written are buried throughout my blog. I thought I would provide a pathway that was a bit easier to follow to find them. Click on the comments to find links to the stories.

I hope you enjoy.

Prof
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Profile
Posted:Jun 18, 2010 7:07 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2017 4:34 am
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For those of you standard members who might not have regular access to profiles, I thought I'd post mine here. You can use the private message post just below in my blog to contact me.
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Friends with Cool Jobs
Posted:Dec 13, 2017 3:50 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2017 3:51 am
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Donnell Rawlings: Friends With Cool Jobs

Comedy's a tough job, man. I've got friends who got cool jobs. One of my friends, he's a porno star. Guess how he got discovered? This girl sat on his lap, and she was like, 'Ooh, you should do porno!' Same girl sat on my lap and was like, 'Ooh, you should tell jokes!'
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Heeeeeee's back
Posted:Dec 12, 2017 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2017 3:46 am
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Depressed Proctologist
Posted:Dec 12, 2017 4:31 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2017 8:20 pm
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Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?

He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Not Viagra
Posted:Dec 11, 2017 4:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2017 4:25 am
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Corey Holcomb: Not Viagra

We don't need Viagra; we need variety.
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The Importance of Vocabulary
Posted:Dec 10, 2017 7:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2017 4:25 am
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John McDowell: The Importance of Vocabulary

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be living.
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Dicken's Martini
Posted:Dec 9, 2017 6:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2017 6:40 pm
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Dickens's Martini

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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Animal Similies
Posted:Dec 8, 2017 5:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2017 6:01 am
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Eddie Brill: Animal Similes

Whenever we use similes for some reason, we always use Animals. And I'll show you what I mean. They say a man's an Animal trying to pick up a girl at a bar. He likes to show her he's strong as an ox, sly as a fox, memory like an elephant, can become slippery as an eel, a regular snake in the grass. Girl likes that; she's going home with him. They're snug as two bugs in a rug. So they go home. They hump like rabbits. Unfortunately, he's quick as a bunny. She's depressed. She goes right into the refrigerator. She's hungry as a bear, eats like a pig. He goes to the liquor cabinet, gets drunk as a skunk. He drinks like a fish; he's blind as a bat. Next thing you know, he's out in the street, naked as a jaybird. He's pissing like a racehorse.
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Stolen Viagra
Posted:Dec 7, 2017 5:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2017 5:09 am
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Stolen Viagra

A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot.

The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
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Did you score?
Posted:Dec 6, 2017 4:29 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2017 4:25 pm
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My friends, they only want to know one thing: 'Did you score? Did you score? Did you score? Did you score?'

Hey, guess what -- news flash, guys -- a date's not a sporting event. A date's an opportunity to be in the presence of another individual and celebrate the unique-osity of that person.

And no -- I didn't f**king score!
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300% Impotent
Posted:Dec 5, 2017 4:35 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2017 4:26 am
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A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent.

The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"

She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
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