Finally met the stranger in the dark
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Posted:Jul 10, 2018 3:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2018 5:30 am
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Blog post 1000, here we go. I notice a lot of members stopping by my blog and/or viewing my profile over and over. I know about the rollover thing bumping up profile views. But some names appear several times a week and have for a long time.
If you keep coming back but haven't replied to a post or sent a message, please do so. I'd love to hear what motivates you.
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What a Coincidence
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Posted:Jul 9, 2018 4:03 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2018 6:52 am
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A chicken farmer goes to a local bar, sits next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up, and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' he says, 'This is a special day for me. celebrating!'
This is a special day for , too, and also celebrating, ' says the woman.
'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they toasted glasses, he asks, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a , and today my Gynecologist told pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. ' a chicken farmer. For all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs!'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I switched cocks,' he replies.
She smiles, blushes, and says, 'What a coincidence
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Getting things wet for you...
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Posted:Jul 8, 2018 6:10 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2018 4:01 am
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Yeah, it is Sunday. That means laundry. Is it too much to expect sexual favors in return?
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Indecent?
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Posted:Jul 7, 2018 4:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2018 5:33 am
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Indecent: When its in tight and in deep...Its in decent.
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Spicing things up...
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Posted:Jul 6, 2018 4:56 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2018 9:07 am
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
" sorry if I disturbed you; I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before," he said." Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded. "Black Pepper"
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Golfing nun
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Posted:Jul 5, 2018 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2018 4:57 am
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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to golf with my brother. We try to golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted.. and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.
"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from G-d, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"
"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"
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Epicenter of AdultFriendFinder?
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Posted:Jul 5, 2018 4:13 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2018 4:57 am
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Adell, Wisconsin. How can I tell? Several times a week a woman from there creates a new profile. There is consistently a new member or from that community listed. They are all devastatingly attractive, but only have professionally shot, sexily posed photo. They all describe themselves as honest, loving, dedicated women looking for LTR. And they are DTF.
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Blast from the past
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Posted:Jul 4, 2018 5:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2018 12:15 pm
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When I first joined AdultFriendFinder more than a decade ago the looking 4 members4 gettogether group was very active. There were simple meet and greets all the time, some of which I attended. They also had organized house parties which I wasn't ready for yet. I met some very cool folks, Danced and made out with a few.
The other night I emailed a woman who I've seen often in IM but had yet to chat with. She has an attractive photo and is from the next town up the road. She replied that we might have met when she had a different handle. She mentioned others from the gettogether group.
It is a shame that group faded before I was ready to play. They seemed to have a great bunch of relationships. My head, nor the rest of me, was not there yet. The standing joke in the chatroom was that I was balanced on the fence looking over at the greener grass. We all need to grow at our own rate.
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He said, she said...
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Posted:Jul 3, 2018 3:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2018 6:07 pm
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He Said She Said: Here we are Ladies, just for you..... He Said She Said
He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said ... You wear pants don't you?
He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would but you're never there.
He said ... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said ... They don't have time
He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said ... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...They already have boyfriends.
She said ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said... A widow.
He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Strike three
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Posted:Jul 2, 2018 3:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2018 4:13 am
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You''re out. Next inning.
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The Picture, a story
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Posted:Jul 1, 2018 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2022 4:05 am
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I haven't been writing much lately but this one wanted to be shared.
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I need a nickname...
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Posted:Jul 1, 2018 4:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2018 10:59 am
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There are all sorts of nicknames and acronyms used in our communities. Many inspire humor and/or lust. MILF, sugar daddy, bear, hard body, soccer mom, FWB. I don't believe I have come across one that suits me. Middle aged, HWP, shaved bald head, straying.
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The importance of listening
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Posted:Jun 30, 2018 4:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2018 9:34 pm
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Me: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Barman: $3.
Me : There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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To link to this blog (Prof10001) use [blog Prof10001] in your messages.
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