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++ Home schooling 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock You into the middle of next week!" 4. My father taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case You're in an accident." 7. My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10.. My mother taught me about STAMINA.. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." |
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Some of the experiences of the 60's may have carried forward. [image]
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Good ones, thank you for sharing with us.
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Those are so funny. The ones my Mom used in Spanish were also outrageous
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PATIENCE: Wait til your father gets home (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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You found some really good ones. Alway brush your teeth my mother use to say. I still have all of mine. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Those are good ones my friend. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Good ones, thank you for sharing with us.
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Those are so funny. The ones my Mom used in Spanish were also outrageous
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PATIENCE: Wait til your father gets home
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They are so easy to use
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You found some really good ones. Alway brush your teeth my mother use to say. I still have all of mine. Hugs V
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Those are good ones my friend.
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