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40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
4/7/2018 7:34 am

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4/8/2018 2:24 pm

Closeness


Sex isn't really that important , it's the closeness that's important . That's why I feel really great every time after sex a woman tells me "I was close" - it really makes me feel good .

.017 Bitcoin to the first person who can identify who I stole that bit from . From whom I mean .

Have you ever had a guy (or girl I guess is possible but seems unlikely) tell you how much he appreciated you having sex with him ? Back in the day one of my friends stayed with me for a while after getting out of the service and he brought a lady back to my place and they were in the process of hooking up despite the fact that I could hear everything . And he kept saying how long it had been and how thankful he was that she was doing this for him .

I think if I was a woman (I’m not right ? ) I would fine that very much a turn-off . I mean have some dignity . It’s like the old white men commenting on football say when the young black men playing football start carrying on in the endzone “act like you’re been there before” .

I jerked off once when they were banging away in the other room . I’m going to count that as a threeway .

Hancock was not a good movie . But it was a good idea . Because if you really had super powers you probably wouldn’t be very happy . I mean think how isolated you feel now sometimes – now magnify that but the fact that you really would be way different from anyone else . I feel the most realistic (as much as that term has meaning in this context) portrayals of superheroes are the ones where they’re very distant . When you have bulletproof skin and can fly around the world in 3 minutes and only breath once a decade how much can you really relate to Joe Sixpack and Sally Lunchpail ?

Plus check this shit out – any time anything bad happened you’d probably feel like you could have prevented it . Because you could have . As a whatever I am it’s easy to shrug those things off because there’s nothing I can do anyway . But when you’re Ultraman 8800 how would you ever find peace in this world ?

It gets into the age-old nerd discussion – is Superman a jerk for spending time pretending to be Clark Kent ? Some people feel that he should be out doing Superman shit 24/7 because he can . Other people feel that he deserves “downtime” as much as anyone else .

It’s a good thing in a way that Superman doesn’t exist , because imagine how you’d feel it something horrible happened in your sphere of influence and you knew that Superman could have prevented it but didn’t .

In no fewer than 5 different movies/TV shows has the "joke" been made about a hand model who fell in love with their own hand and masturbated themselves into some kind of physical harm . This is not funny because the key to humor is a kernel of truth - and the truth is no one wants a handjob that much .

A handjob is like a bar fight - if it starts happening I'm not going to leave , I'll see how it plays out , but it's not what I want .

As I've mentioned there's very few women at my new job - say what you want about Evil Corp Inc LLC they had a very diverse workforce (except in management of course) and I noticed today that the few women that are there get touched a lot . Dudes are often putting their arms around them or touching their shoulders or arms or whatnot . I think that's part of the reason why the whole vibe there seems so off to me because there was none of that at my old job . I mean none .

At Evil Corp Inc one time in a meeting a dude patted a lady on the hand and everyone's asshole shrunk up so quickly all the air was sucked out of the room and we almost suffocated .

It's just strange how unprofessional the culture is there .

You can't just go around touching people , this isn't France .

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40Deuce 46M
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4/7/2018 7:35 am

Seven bells and all is well

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
4/7/2018 8:17 am

I'm totally stealing your handjob/barfight analogy. That one's going to come in handy sometime when least expected!


40Deuce replies on 4/8/2018 2:24 pm:
That's why they call me Jimmy the Analogy king

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/7/2018 9:09 am

Back in the 90's, when it was still OK to touch people, I had a female boss. Said boss, when in meetings with the mostly male second string management - if one of them interrupted her, she'd reach out, put her hand on their forearm, and sweetly say, "Just hold that thought until I'm finished".

I loved it because she was turning around the paradigm that men are the ones that touch women. Also because the subtext of "Shut the fuck up you fucking interrupting bastard" was very clear.

She was touchy-feely in general, and I liked it if she put her arm around me, but I get it that a lot of people find that really uncomfortable, rather than pleasant.


40Deuce replies on 4/8/2018 2:25 pm:
I wonder why some people are touchers and others aren't

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